I’m not going to put up with any of your crap as to how often I post. When and where and how and why and when I want! Wait, I’m missing the “who”. No, not the pinball wizard, ahhh, just listen and shut yer mouth. I needed to not continue with all the updates because, well, that’s just what I needed. My business! Get your noses out of it! Good thanks. I’ve figured out their are certain things that come along with fame (Fame? Brendan? Ahhh, is he dellusional? Does he know he hasn’t done crap lately? Wow, get him a little package of “Get real!” for Christmas) that I don’t want and do what I can to not start an avalanche(?) I’ll have trouble digging out of later and that includes accessibility. Accessibility in the sense of me initiating it that is. I’ve learned and have seen others and taken the appropriate cues as to what I would want to deal with, etc and that was me just simply wanting to work and then go home and live. The other stuff will be there no matter what and that’s fine but why encourage, not that it goes unappreciated but I want my life, my way. Ahhh, plus I wasn’t working and accomplishing anything worthy of an update. The updates would’ve been as follows: “Ah yep, still here in my living room not working. Ok. Thanks”
But life has been great and the forecast continues to point to being happy and healthy… Wait that’s not funny or distasteful. Hmmm, well we’ll fix that.
Life has been good and as you know, I’ve been filming “Childstar” in Toronto with a great cast and director and it’s a really intelligent and funny satire on Hollywood and I’m proud to be apart of it. And as was reported before the contract was final actually, I will start “The Long Weekend” in Vancouver in the New Year. That is not final, final but will happen and I’m very excited. I’m convinced it’ll be a very funny movie given the talks I’ve had with the people involved and what we intend to try and do so that’s great. Whatever who cares, I’m gettin’ paid. Ahh, there’s the distastefulness and lies, well not lies but exaggeration. Well not exaggeration but well, yes they pay me to pretend, so… it is true. Good. Wait, you callin’ me a liar?! No, it should be great and all signs point to… well, Vancouver I guess cause that is where it’s being filmed. Easy enough.
Go buy the new Metallica. Support good music you stiffs!!! Or they’ll go away and we’ll be stuck with crap forever!!! My Canucks, first place overall. Good to see! Ummm, what else? Christmas soon, ahh, enough said there, I’ve got nothing to offer on that.
Some advice though and little tidbits of wisdom in general you might appreciate, ok maybe not so much advice really but…
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled “Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden”….and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this…)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades – King David
Hearts – Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds – Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the
last signature wasn’t added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
>requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter “A”?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
A. Honey (won’t save the movie, ha ha)
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father’s Day
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In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase “goodnight, sleep tight.” Or from freaky-deaky people who like that kind of stuff. Either one.
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month…which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them “Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. It’s where we get the phrase “mind your P’s and Q’s.”
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. “Wet your whistle” is the phrase inspired by this practice.
I don’t know if these are in fact true but entertaining nonetheless. That by the way was my disclaimer. No lawsuits please. Well that’s about it really. I’m going to go and try to entertain myself now. A little NFL2K4 should do it or “Serpico” maybe. I bought some DVD’s, OH, wait, go see “Love Actually”. One of my favorite movies in a long while. Fabulous. I cried. What a pussy, no?! Unreal but I loved it. Umm, other than that I got nothing. Till next time….
Hmm, kind of a lame way to end such brilliance. Nope, can’t do it. I’ll come up with something just gimme a second here……………………. ha, it’s been like 4 hours since I wrote that last line and you’re still here you fools! How gullible! 4 hours to wait for nothing except me chastising you! Idiots! How could you honestly just sit and wait and waste your time waiting for…. wait, ummm, AHHHH CRAP!! Forget it! Stupid computers!
